¡ BUENÍSIMO !!!! GOOOOOODDD.-

21 enero 2019 at 2:06 pm (Chistes)


THAT’S A GREAT JOKE.
A humble young Galician decides to look for a job in a large shopping centre, with foreign capital, one of those that has several plants. He meets with the manager of Human Resources and he asks him: Do you have any experience in Sales? Well, I worked for a while selling clothes from house to house. The manager likes the uncle and hires him.
OK. You start tomorrow. At closing time, every day I’m going to come and find out how you did…. The first day of work was hard. At the end of the day, the manager comes down and asks him……: How many sales did you make today? says the monkey.
Just one?” says the Manager. Our staff makes an average of 25-30 sales a day. We got off to a bad start, eh… I’m already regretting hiring you. And how much was the sale ??…. Of 343.500 Euros….the uncle answers him.
343.500 Euros ????…but what did you sell him ????….
First I took him to the fishing section and sold him a small hook. Then I sold him a medium hook. Then a big one. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going to go to fish, and he told me he was going to a lagoon, so I told him I was going to need a boat and I took it to the boat section and sold him a new one, with a double outboard engine, a luxury Mércuri.

Later he told me that his car was not going to be able to, with semenjante boat, so I took him to the section of vehicles and sold him a 4×4 with winch and so that his lady does not get angry for giving herself that gustillo, I suggested him a necklace of pearls of our jewelry, he chose one of 10.000 euros.
The boss visibly impressed by the skills of the clerk, asks…..The gentleman, came here to buy a hook and you sold him a boat and a 4×4 ?????…To which the novice answers: No, no !…. The uncle came to buy compresses for his wife and I said to him: Man, since he’s not going to fuck on the weekend…. Why aren’t you going to fish ???????.-

( De Lolo Barreras ) Salu2

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The Great Football Player, Michael Robinson.-

19 enero 2019 at 5:30 pm (salud)


In today’s El País newspaper, the great football player, Michael Robinson, confesses that he has Cancer with Metastasis, and has already put himself in the hands of the best doctors in Spain. Like everyone else, in a routine examination, has jumped “the hare”, and has already been put into operation, all the tools and medicines, to eradicate this serious problem. It is that kind of news, which one would never want to hear, but once one knows the bad news, one has to roll up one’s sleeves and do what is necessary to eradicate the evil.

Once one has knowledge, comes the second part, which is to deal with the “effect” that the news produces on the person, logically devastating, and the environment the same. Therefore, it is necessary to have a lot of mental strength, so as not to collapse, to make a “pineapple” with family and friends, and to follow to the letter what the Doctors advise you. It’s not easy, it’s not easy, you have to swallow a lot of saliva, put on The Gladiator’s Suit, and fight relentlessly.

Dear Michael, I send you a simple hug, with all my love, and I’m sure, with the treatment and your physical condition, you will overcome this problem friend.

One day, in a certain place, I looked out the window and saw Halley’s Comet passing by and I said…Uff….But now Michael, no one passes by. Good luck Champion. Salu2

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CARTA PARA MICHAEL ROBINSON.(Fútbolista).-

19 enero 2019 at 5:22 pm (Tecnología y medicína)


En el periódico El País de hoy, el gran jugador de fútbol, Michael Robinson, confiesa que tiene Cáncer con Metástasi, y ya se ha puesto en manos de lo mejor de los doctores en España. Como a todo el mundo, en una exploración rutinaria, ha saltado ” la liebre”, y ya se ha puesto en funcionamiento, todas las herramientas y medicinas, para erradicar este grave problema. Son esa clase de noticias, que uno nunca quisiera escuchar, pero que una vez se sabe la mala noticia, hay que remangarse la camisa, y hacer lo preciso para erradicar el mal.

Una vez que se tiene conocimiento, viene la segunda parte que es, tratar el “efecto” que produce la noticia en la persona, lógicamente es devastadora, y el entorno igual. Por tanto, hay que tener mucha fuerza mental, para no derrumbarse, hacer “piña” con familiares y amigos, y seguir al pie de la letra, lo que te aconsejan los Doctores. No es fácil, no lo es, hay que tragar mucha saliva, ponerse El Traje de Gladiador, y luchar sin tregua.

Querido Michael, te mando un sencillo abrazo, con todo mi cariño, y estoy seguro, que con el tratamiento y tú condición física, vas a superar, este problema amigo.

¡ Un día, en cierto sitio, miré por la ventana y vi pasar el Cometa Halley y dije…Uff…..Pero ahora Michael, no pasa ningúno. Suerte Campeón. Salu2

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PARA CORINA, ESPOSA DE MICHAEL SHUMACHER.-

14 enero 2019 at 7:27 pm (Personal)

CORINA DE MICHAEL SHUMACHER.
11 diciembre 2018 at 8:50 pm (Staff) – Editar

Querida señora Corina, le envío estas palabras de afecto y apoyo para que pueda continuar con el aliento de todo el mundo, para que su amado y admirado Miguel pueda superar este duro trance. A veces parece que Dios, cuando crees en él, olvida a la gente buena como tu marido. Pero no creo que sea una cuestión de tiempo, esta palabra que parece inalcanzable con el paso de la misma, pero en mi humilde opinión todo es posible en esta vida.
Cuando la experiencia hace sombrío y difícil ver en la cama a la persona que más se ama en este mundo, como tantos millones, no hay consuelo hasta que un día, un simple gesto dirigido contra el universo.
Señora Corina, desde el sur de España, donde yo vivo, le envío un cálido abrazo y esta noche rezaré por él y por usted, señora Corina. Mucho coraje y fuerza. La canción Bon To Fight, es muy bonita. Salu2

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ENTRE BROMAS:BETWEEN BRAOMAS.-

10 enero 2019 at 3:54 pm (Chistes)


Una mujer, llega a su casa con el pensamiento de jugarle una broma a su marido y le escribe una carta en la que le dice…” Ya estoy harta de ti y de tus cosas, estoy cansada de tu forma de ser ya no te soporto y me voy de la casa. Adiós .
Deja la Nota en la mesita de noche y se esconde debajo de la cama. Cuando llega el marido, ve la nota y la lee,.
Cuando termina, se cambia de ropa, y se pone hablar con el Móvil….¡ Hola Guapa, ya he dejado a la loca de mi mujer, era insoportable, la verdad, y es que me arrepiento de haberme casado con ella, espérame que salgo para tu casa para abrazarte…!!!!!
Antes de irse, escribe algo en la misma carta. Cuando se marcha, la esposa sale de debajo de la cama muy compungida y llorando, coje la carta y LEE…¡ Se te veían las piernas, Tonta…..he ido a comprar Pan, ahora vengo……Salu2
A woman, comes home with the thought of playing a joke on her husband and writes him a letter in which she says…” I’m tired of you and your things, I’m tired of your way of being, I can’t stand you anymore and I’m leaving the house. Goodbye.
Leave the Note on the bedside table and hide under the bed. When the husband arrives, he sees the note and reads it.
When she finishes, she changes her clothes, and starts talking to the Mobile….Hello Beautiful, I have already left my wife’s crazy, she was unbearable, the truth is that I regret having married her, wait for me that I go out to your house to embrace you…!!!!!
Before leaving, write something in the same letter. When she leaves, the wife comes out from under the bed very sorry and crying, grabs the letter and LEE…You could see your legs, Silly…..I have gone to buy Bread, now I come…..Salu2

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