27 julio 2017 at 12:03 pm (Personal)

“Everything that flies, is eaten … less the Airplanes”
“Everything That Fleets, Eats, …. Less The Boats”
“Everything That Has Four Legs, Eats, … Less Tables and Chairs” “….<a href="https://juancortes.wordpress.com/2017/07/27/proverbio-chino/silla/&quot; . Salu2

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27 julio 2017 at 12:00 pm (Personal)

” Todo lo que vuela, se come….menos los Aviones ”
“Todo Lo Que Flota, se come,….menos Los Barcos”
” Todo Lo Que Tiene Cuatro Patas, se come,…menos Las Mesas y Las Sillas”””….

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19 julio 2017 at 7:01 pm (Personal)

Boris Jhonson (Salvador para nosotros), ministro de Exteriores del Reino Unido, ha comentado que las cantidades que tiene que pagar su país, (100 mil millones) por abandonar la Unión Europea por el Brexit, son abusivas, y nos manda, a los europeos a tomar por el culo…literal.
La Unión Europea, ha dejado claro, que antes de mandarlos, a los británicos, hacer puñetas, ANTES tienen que pagar la cantidad arriba indicada, por su renuncia a la Unión, y lo ha dejado muy claro. “ PÁGA Y TE VAS A…”. Los británicos, dicen que YA pagarán la Deuda….cuando se vayan….- “ De eso NADA, le ha dicho la UE, ya os conocemos desde hace mucho tiempo”. ¿ No querían ustedes el dichoso BREXIT,… pues ahí lo tienen ‘?¿.
La primera ministra, Theresa May, ha comunicado, que estaría dispuesta a levantarse de la mesa negociadora, si considera que los términos del acuerdo de la negociación, de los 27 no son satisfactorios….ja.ja.ja. ¡ Que demonio de mujer, que va a decir la pobre, con el “Batacazo electoral que ha recibido de sus paisanos…ja.ja. que demonio, no sabe ni lo que dice la pobre.
La aventura del Brexit, os va a costar muy caro, estirados y flemáticos, ex socios. Abur. Salute y Forza al…Sal2
Los apuntes se han extraído del periódico El País. Sal2

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19 julio 2017 at 6:59 pm (Personal)

Boris Jhonson, the UK’s Foreign Minister, has commented that the amounts his country has to pay, (100 billion) for leaving the European Union for Brexit, are abusive, and he sends us, Europeans to take by the ass … literally.
The European Union has made it clear that, before sending them, the British, to punch, BEFORE they have to pay the above amount, for their resignation to the Union, and it has made it very clear. “PGA AND YOU GO TO …”. The British, they say that YA will pay the Debt …. when they leave … .- “That NADA, the EU has said, we have known for a long time.” Did not you want the blissful BREXIT, … because there you have it?
Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she would be willing to step down from the negotiating table if she considers that the terms of the bargaining agreement of the 27 are not satisfactory … .ja.ja.ja. What a woman’s devil, what the poor woman is going to say, with the “electoral battalion she has received from her countrymen … ja.ja. What the hell, she does not even know what the poor woman is saying.
The adventure of Brexit, will cost you dearly, stretched and phlegmatic, ex partners. Abur. Salute and Forza al … Sal2
he notes of this information, have been extracted from the newspaper El País. Sal2

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O T H E R ..J O K E S….-

11 julio 2017 at 1:08 pm (Chistes)

They find two friends in the street, and one tells the other … Which bag is prettier … and that soft ..? …. What is it made of?
Penis skin …… !!! …. What an original !! … Yes, yes … and the best thing is that you hit four licks and it becomes a suitcase !!!. Sal2
Hear Mary … And your husband? … ….. In the garden !! … Spend a minute and says … I do not see it !! … The wife says …. You have to dig a little! !!. Sal2
A very bad mother-in-law. A mother-in-law, she walks the street with her daughter-in-law and a baby in the cart, and she asks … Hey Paqui … my grandson does not look anything like my son …… Daughter-in-law) .. Look, lady, what I have is a vagina and not a photocopier …. !!!!!!! … Salu2.
A guy enters a bookstore …: … Good morning … Do you have books on tiredness … .. I’m sorry (says the bookseller) … they are all exhausted …. Salu2
ONE TYPE TO ANOTHER.- … This morning, my wife poured me a cup of Coffee and winked at me an Eye …… in my life I was so afraid to give the first sip to the cup of coffee … !!!! .. .Sal2
A marriage, they want to go on vacation, but the wife tells the husband, why not take their mother, with them, since it is a widow and it pitiful to leave her …. Total they take it, they stay in a hotel … .. and the next morning, is the daughter drinking coffee, and the mother-in-law arrives very upset and says … You know what happened last night, that your husband came drunk, was confused of Room and got into mine … and he threw me two Powders …. … And the daughter says … What you say … .. And you did not digest Nothing ???? ….. says the mother-in-law … You know that with “him” …. I do not speak to myself … .Sal2
Saturated Hospitals.- A sick person is lying in his house, in bed … they call on the phone … he tells his husband … They call from the hospital, they have the operating theaters … and they come to operate you home … (the husband) … . Ask them if the tools put them “them” or us … ..Sal2
NOTICE: Please Go To The Toilet When I Go To Mear … Do not Have It As Big As You Believe … .. !!!!! Sal2
Only When A Mosquito, Poses In Your Testicles, You Realize That Not Everything In Life Is Solved With Violence !!!!!! … .Sal2
Whatever Your Question … The Answer … .is Wild and Furiburo Sex … !!!!!! Freud. Sal2
Namasté. Sal2

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1 julio 2017 at 5:21 pm (Denuncias)

Do not you understand that the kids are all day with the mobile?
His name is Ter, he is 27 years old from Madrid and he has a You Tube Channel and a viewer’s advocate in the Intermedio program, in El Confidencial.
You’re absolutely right, Esther. They lack the life, these creatures of the Earth, if they do not have the fucking mobile available all day, and also with the disinterested support of Papis, who buy it to him immediately when they approve a pair of subjects, although the “THE REST, are suspended … but my child has his cell phone, and also serves us to control it … ja.ja.ja.ja, what gilipolléz.
This is a section of the technological era that touches us but … And the major? For many is a challenge, we must learn, the routine, the procedures, the understanding of what and how, I can handle these gadgets Infernal, but they are committing true barbarities with the mobiles in the hands, with vehicles in movement and with lives on board.
This is very serious gentlemen. Every day we see it on the road, trucks, some buses, motorcycles, bikes, there are no longer vehicles, to save the one who can, of course, be in command of a steering wheel, with one hand and with the other the mobile, Like the day a girl came along … quite fast, driving with one hand with the other the cell phone … and the worst was carrying a Baby on board a few months at 130 Kms / hour. This is from Prison.
Therefore not only young people ALL THE WORLD. Salu2

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1 julio 2017 at 1:30 pm (Personal)

¿ No Entiendes que Los Chavales estén Todo EL dÍa con el Móvil ¿?….
Se llama Ter, tiene 27 años es de Madrid y tiene un Canal de You Tube y defensora del espectador en el programa en el Intermedio, noticia en El Confidencial.
Tienes toda la razón Esther. Les falta la vida, a estas criaturas de la Tierra, si no tienen el jodído móvil disponible todo el santo día, y además con el apoyo desinteresado de los Papis, que le lo compran de inmediato en cuanto aprueban un par de asignaturas, aunque el “EL RESTO, estén suspendidas…pero mi niño tiene su móvil, y además nos sirve para controlarlo-as…ja.ja.ja.ja, qué gilipolléz .
Este es un apartado de la era tecnológica que nos toca pero…¿ Y los mayores ¿?… Para muchos es un reto, hay que aprender, la rutina, los procedimientos, el entendimiento del qué y el cómo, puedo manejar estos artilugios infernales, pero se están cometiendo verdaderas barbaridades con los móviles en las manos, con vehículos en movimiento y con vidas abordo.
Esto es muy serio señores. Cada día lo vemos en la carretera, camiones, algunos autobuses, motos, bicis, no hay ya vehículos, que se salve el que pueda, por supuesto, que esté al mando de un volante, con una mano y con la otra el móvil, como el día que me adelantó una chica…bastante rápida, conduciendo con una mano con la otra el móvil…y lo peor llevaba un Bebé a bordo de pocos meses a 130 Kms/ hora. Esto es de Cárcel.
Por lo tanto no solo los jóvenes TODO EL MUNDO. Salu2

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