IT BLAMES IT ON COW.-

2 septiembre 2015 at 8:20 pm (no me digas)

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SOCIALISMO.- have two cows, will you give one to your neighbor.
COMUNISMO.- have two cows, the State takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISMO.- have two cows, the state TRADICIONAL.- CAPITALISM You have two cows, selling takes both and shoots you.
one, and with the money, buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. Then you sell the herd and retire to live off your income.
BUROCRACIA.- have two cows, the state takes both, shoots one, milks the other and sold all the milk.
AMERICAN CORPORATION. You have two cows, you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. After you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.vaca-5
FRANCESA.- CORPORATION You have two cows, you go on strike, organize riots and you block roads to demand 3 cows.
JAPONESA.- CORPORATION You have two cows. The redesigned to have a tenth of its size, and to produce 20 times more milk than a normal cow. Then throw a campaign world market, with a cartoon called “VacaMan”.
China.- CORPORATION You have two cows, you have 300 people milking them. Claim to have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the reporter reporter published the true situation.
ÍNDIA.- CORPORATION You have two cows, worship at an altar, because they are sacred … .. And eat rice with curry.
BRITÁNICA.- CORPORATION You have two cows. But they are two mad cow disease.vaca4
ECUADOR XXI CENTURY SOCIALISM You have two cows. SRI, we confiscate one for tax evasion Cattle Business Assets. The government will expropriate the other in the public interest, and for being part of inheritance, the “Macro Company Equality”. The government, creator of the model you buy a presidential plane and … .No Milk worth.
Salu2

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2 comentarios

  1. Mina Barrado said,

    I knew these “cow-definitions”… they are fantastic.

  2. Juan Cortes Uribe said,

    The truth, that the poor cow is treated by different regimes selfish and despicable way, “them” and people. It is a noble and peaceful animal that gives us milk and meat, which even at my age, every day drink.Thanks cows !. salu2

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