AND GOD POPULATED THE EARTH……

5 febrero 2015 at 6:51 pm (no me digas)

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And God populated the Earth with Spinach, Cauliflower, Broccoli, Lettuce, carrots and all kinds of vegetables, so that man and woman could feed and lead a healthy life … ..
And Satan created McDonald’s Big Mac And Satan said. You want it with potatoes and Coke ?. And the man said, Yes and Large size. And the man got fat lot.
And God said, “Let there Yogurt”.
And Satan created the Chocolate.
And God created salads and Virgin Olive Oil. And I saw that it was good, and people were free from fats.panceta-5
And Satan made ice cream.
And God said, “Behold I have given to men and women, fruits in abundance that will serve them food.”
And Satan invented the eggs with sausage and bacon, and Man fatter, more and more, and Cholesterol, rose to the clouds.
And God created sneakers, and the man decided to run to lose the extra kilos.
And Satan conceived the TV. Satellite, adding the remote and created the fried potatoes, salted sticks, the crusts, Beers, the Hamburgers and Hotdogs.
And the man came to have clogged coronary, and intestines, to burst, saturated fats.
And then God created the catheterization, the Cardio-Vascular Surgery and Coronary Units.
And Satan created “The Private Hospitals”, which are expensive, where serve only a few, because their insurance will not achieve anything more than colds and little else.
And tired, God said:panceta-6
ANDA OS DEN THAT EVERYONE !!. And then created the PSOE and the PP …. And God said: Get over Satan !!!!!
And no, there is now Satan …… Trying to Pablo Iglesias ……………
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