REFLECTIONS-MAN AND WOMEN.-

23 septiembre 2013 at 2:08 am (Frases)

MUJER-5
1. – It is false to say that single people have shorter life spans than married . The latter will be more long years ago .
Two . – When more priests celebrate the vow of celibacy , is when they hear the confessions of women.
Three . – What soled be ” sixties ” that word find “Sex ….. O”.
. 4 – The best way to make a woman happy is staying single.
May . – A bachelor is a man who takes marriage very seriously …
June . – Some women make , sometimes , very happy to others.
July . – The marriage is very similar to the restaurant. Just have served us , we are already looking at her neighbor’s dish .
August . – Is Love is like the measles. The later you get him much . – More dangerous it is.
9. – Reconciliation, is the real pleasure of matrimonial disputes .
10 . – If you are jealous , that bothers your wife . If you’re not, it ‘s exasperating .
11. – When a woman reproaches stop playing , at the time considered to have stopped loving .
12. – Infidelity , sometimes requires years of suspicion. The certainty , just a few minutes.
13. – A faithful woman for many men miserable.
14. – You can live a long time with the woman , always suffering from deafness.
15 . – The best stealth is that, like hunting, is in love.
16. – The height of a cuckold , is dressing up as neighbor to sleep with his own wife .
17. – Japanese proverb to meditate : The unfaithful woman has remorse , the faithful woman has regrets.
18 . – If you want to be nice to a woman , tell her things that no man would not want to tell yours –
19. – Migraine is the most widely used contraceptive by married women.
20 . – Love is a another way to deprive someone of their liberty.
Let’s be clear! ! .
21. – What is the secret to a lasting marriage ? . A good restaurant twice a week , dinner by candlelight and music with violins. It ‘s Monday, and I go Fridays .
22. – A bachelor is a man who managed not to find a woman .
23. – Husbands are like children. Adorables are the other.
24. – We were married for lack of experience . We divorced for lack of patience . We get married due to lack of memory .
25 . – Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near .
26. – Women are not maintained , necessarily , the best preserved .
27. – The one that asked the question : What was before marriage?
” What I felt like ,” replied this .
28. – Those who speak well of women , it is because not enough known . Those who speak evil , is not understood.
29. – If the man does not make mistakes , all unmarried women would . –
DF . –
Debate is open
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